Yeah, I'm a skoof, but I got my Altoids on the Public Service. How about you?

I want cunnilingus and multi-orgasms! It's not my fault it's only my brother at home 🫣

I touched my father's dick - he understood and forgave me and took my virginity

The guy didn't show up for his date and had to fuck his brother again

Two-handed fisting in the world's most stretched cunt

I searched both front and back for the clitoris - well she finally came, I guessed it

A lick is not a man, it's like fucking your friend's mom

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

- If my husband could see me fucking you. - Oh. He's not ready to be a cuckold

Brother, I gave it to you in my sleep, but don't tell the guy, or I won't give it to you again

I come home from work and she greets me like this! So I cums

I was a little embarrassed, but I gave it to my brother - he's experienced for the 1st time, right?

What's school, Dad? You better fuck me and let me go out at last

I don't know why her husband tied her to a tree, but I took a piss in her 😏

Shame on you, bro! I asked you to take pictures, not cum inside

When will the plumber realize it's not a pipe, it's my pussy that's leaking 🥲

I'll fuck my sweetheart and put it inside her, she'll be nice, we'll raise kids together

I showed my brother my tits and I'll show you my pussy! He told me he jerked off to me

Bro, fuck... I've been stuck three times and you still haven't fucked me!

- Come inside me, take off the condom! - Can I do that? You'll get pregnant

And you shouldn't have watched porn at work — now stand there and bear it

I hope the girl doesn't find out about the affair. Because I spilled my sperm in my sister

Can you fuck, you say? I need to see for myself, show me

She said her ass was tight, so I checked it out and put it in her anus